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It all ends with Dev hitting her in the head with a football. She grabs the boy and runs, with Dev in hot pursuit. What follows could have been lifted straight out of a Benny Hill special. Rightly freaked out by threats of “cutting into tiny pieces and making jamba juice out of you”, she thinks Dev is the BLACK BEAST.

Maya’s not the BLACK BEAST either, but she’s totally regretting the marriage thing.īLACK BEAST reunites our one-time acquaintances, when Maya overhears Dev chiding his little son for poor footballing skills. RIP $5 million.įour years later, and New York is terrorized by BLACK BEAST, a serial kidnapper, who wears a long black coat and snatches little children.ĭev has developed a limp and a personality of an angry asshole, but he’s not the BLACK BEAST. Right after sharing the unsolicited advice, future superstar of US football gets hit by a car. He convinces her to be pragmatic and give marriage a shot, reasoning that romantic love is basically a marketing ploy. Also in the frame, Rishi’s pervy Dad Samarjeet aka Sexy Sam.ĭev chances upon Maya contemplating her upcoming shaadi on a bench (what is it with KJo and benches?). Rishi, who loves Maya, but is ambivalent about getting married, cause he’s scared she doesn’t love him back.

Maya, who is ambivalent about getting married. Riya, Dev’s wifey, who has just been appointed chief editor of a major fashion magazine. With all these highly important points out of the way, I present you our four protagonists.ĭesi Beckham aka Dev, who has just signed a $5 million contract to play professional football in the US. Any movie that features something as silly as that BLACK BEAST plot, can not be judged seriously.

Thirdly, the three people who wrote this movie either did not communicate with each other or were on mood-altering drugs, cause that’s the only way I can explain the wild shifts in the narrative.

House before writing this movie, cause Shah Rukh’s douche of a character was definetely inspired by a certain diagnostician with a limp.

Secondly, don’t tell me KJo wasn’t watching Dr.

A ripoff so blatant I’m surprised no one has ever called KJo out on it.

First of all, it’s a total ripoff of the De Niro/Streep starrer “Falling In Love”.

It’s like a sitcom mixed with a European play! Also, nobody should ever take KANK seriously for the following reasons: I know that a lot of people are offended by the subject matter of KANK, but…seriously? KANK is just so silly, that I find it hard to be offended. KANK! Don’t judge me harshly, but I have a soft spot for Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna.